Dear CyberfishDear :iconcyberfish:Dear Cyberfish by ~Revenge-penge
I don't really know how to tell you this, I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it that night you picked your nose and I saw you In Narnia with the Catholic Priest. I'm sure you're sterile enough to understand That I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning your old New Kids on the Block blanket but keeping your oil tank from your car. You should also know that i Haven't showered in a month and Thanks for the Cocaine. Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore,
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose